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2002 Classic: The 28 Days Later Running

Why the fast zombies? For making everyone in 2002 realize that the “slow shuffle” was over—if you wanted to survive the apocalypse, you needed a gym membership.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.108/31/2009 14:30Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Discman_Skipper03/13/2015 22:18Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Full_House_Lover11/27/2004 07:09You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Napster_User_9912/10/2012 08:36Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan09/02/2006 15:56Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Goosebumps_Kid12/06/2001 13:12Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan03/27/2006 13:42Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Goonies_Never_D09/07/2011 01:10Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Rick_Roller_0708/12/2006 04:16Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Philosoraptor_X06/12/2000 20:46If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

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