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2003 Classic: The Florida Marlins World Series

Why were they the “Giant Killers”? Because they beat the Yankees with a team of “nobodies” and a 72-year-old manager who looked like he’d seen it all.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory08/28/2013 06:51Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Dumb_And_Dumber06/14/1999 00:25So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Hercules_Xena01/13/1996 03:48By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Men_In_Black_K06/05/2008 10:48We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Requiem_Dreamer08/11/2000 17:25That was intense... and funny!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs10/05/2013 21:53Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Starcraft_Zerg06/11/2013 22:47Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Hat_Tip_Sir04/02/2004 06:31M’lady... this joke is superb.

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