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2014 Classic: The Bean

 I’ve “been” here since the first hashtag.

Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes07/08/2008 11:53Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Discman_Skipper11/24/2015 23:36Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Mean_Girls_Regina07/21/1999 19:06Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu02/19/2007 01:40Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax03/14/2012 07:39I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Baxter_The_Dog12/06/1996 19:01Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Dale_Doback_Fan08/19/2014 08:10Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Slashdot_Effect09/02/1998 17:39We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Gaia_Online_Gold03/07/1997 10:23Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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