I’m “rolling” through the comments of a celebrity.
Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
There is a joke in my boot!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Letting this joke through the port.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!