2004 Archive: The Poet
“The light has departed, like a summer friend.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: Best Contemporary R&B Album
Why Beyoncé? (See: Joke #20. She was essentially competing with herself). Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2004 “Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture”… Read More »2004 Archive: Best Contemporary R&B Album
2004 Classic: The Twista “Slow Jamz”
Why the speed? For the man who could rap 500 words per minute while Kanye West sang about Luther Vandross. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2004 Classic: The Twista “Slow Jamz”
2003 Vintage: The LinkedIn Launch
Why did the lawyer join LinkedIn? To connect with people he’d already sued, just to see if they had any money left. Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The LinkedIn Launch
2002 Classic: Worst Picture
Why Swept Away? Because it’s the only movie that makes you root for the shark, even though there are no sharks in the movie. Part of… Read More »2002 Classic: Worst Picture
2001 Vintage: The Vodka Cranberry
A guy orders a “Cape Codder.” The bartender says, “We’re in Ohio, just call it a Vodka Cran.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Vodka Cranberry
2001 Vintage: Best Male Country Vocal
Why Johnny Cash for “Solitary Man”? Because the Man in Black doesn’t need a radio hit to be the coolest person in the room. Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: Best Male Country Vocal
2001 Legacy: The Sweetest Thing
Why was Penelope Cruz nominated? Because 2001 was the year Hollywood decided to prove that European stars can star in American movies just as bad… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Sweetest Thing
2001 Legacy: The Smoke
I’m a signal. I’m just “hazy.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The DVD Rewind Question
Taking a shiny silver movie disc back to the video rental store and asking the teenager behind the counter if there is an automated machine… Read More »2000 Classic: The DVD Rewind Question