2000 Archive: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re having a great 2000! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2000 Archive: The Shore
1999 Legacy: The F-117 Nighthawk Shootdown
Why were the Serbians so proud in 1999? Because they proved that “Stealth” technology is great, unless the enemy doesn’t know it’s supposed to be… Read More »1999 Legacy: The F-117 Nighthawk Shootdown
1999 Vintage: The Matrix Slow-Mo
Why did Keanu Reeves spend all of 1999 leaning backward? Because he proved that if you move slow enough and wear enough leather, people will… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Matrix Slow-Mo
1998 Archive: The Floor
I’m a carpet. I’m just getting walked on. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Millennium
She’s not worried about the year 2000. She says she’s survived the Stone Age, so the Silicon Age doesn’t scare her. Part of the 71… Read More »1998 Classic: The Millennium
1998 Classic: The Optimist
“At least we still have the moon!” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Sunday Paper Coupons
The church seniors meeting in the back row before service to exchange the coupon section of the Sunday morning newspaper, clipping discounts for canned soup.… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Sunday Paper Coupons
1997 Classic: The Sailor
“Arrr, she’s a dim one, matey!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The DVD
We bought a DVD player. We own exactly one movie. We’ve watched the menu loop for two hours because “the quality is just so crisp.”… Read More »1997 Classic: The DVD
1995 Legacy: The U.S. Base Closures (BRAC)
Why was the Pentagon closing bases in 1995? Because with the Soviet Union gone, they realized they had too many runways and not enough enemies… Read More »1995 Legacy: The U.S. Base Closures (BRAC)