I’m a carpet. I’m just getting walked on.
Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
That was intense... and funny!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.