1997 Classic: The Sailor

“Arrr, she’s a dim one, matey!”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

In 2010, the world felt like a dream within a dream. Steve Jobs g...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

In 2013, the world was caught in a whirlwind of viral trends and ...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

@Hotmail_Checker08/08/2000 05:43Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Gladiator_Proximo08/04/2015 04:08Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@USB_Pioneer10/08/1995 09:17Plug and Play laughter!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan03/04/1995 19:45Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Talladega_N_R02/02/2004 11:19If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Digg_Submitter_0512/11/1996 00:19Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@CounterStrike_Pro10/30/1999 01:43Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!