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2002 Classic: Worst Picture

 Why Swept Away? Because it’s the only movie that makes you root for the shark, even though there are no sharks in the movie.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Kernel_Panic_9807/14/2008 15:06This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Blade_Runner_201903/08/2011 14:49All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan02/07/1997 22:02Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Transformers_OP10/20/2006 05:39Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Ninja_Turtle_R08/15/1999 21:23Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Loituma_Girl10/20/2007 03:31Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@StrongBad_Mail03/29/2015 20:26I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Evolution_Dance02/05/1999 14:43The history of humor in one post.

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