2014 Legacy: The Tinder User
They just swipe left on every bulb until they find one that’s “lit.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Tinder User
2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Phenomenon
Why did the game disappear? Because the creator couldn’t handle the guilt of millions of smashed phones and the thousands of hours wasted trying to… Read More »2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Phenomenon
2013 Vintage: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 42… Read More »2013 Vintage: The RAM
2012 Vintage: Usain Bolt’s Double-Triple
Why was Bolt shushing the photographers at the finish line? Because he had just defended his 100m and 200m gold medals, becoming a “Living Legend”… Read More »2012 Vintage: Usain Bolt’s Double-Triple
2012 Legacy: The Flight Movie
“I’m a pilot!” “You’re a guy who fell asleep in a recliner with a beer. Land the plane, Denzel.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Flight Movie
2011 Vintage: The Melissa McCarthy Surprise
Why the standing ovation? For winning Best Actress for Mike & Molly and reacting like she’d just won a lottery she didn’t even buy a… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Melissa McCarthy Surprise
2011 Archive: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on my high score. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Lemon
I hope my new phone isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Garden
She told the petunias they were “living on borrowed time.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The iPad Diagnosis
My doctor walked in with an iPad. I asked if he was checking my chart. He said, “No, I’m playing Angry Birds while I wait… Read More »2010 Vintage: The iPad Diagnosis