2017 Vintage: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Luke
2017 Legacy: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
2017 Archive: The USB “Fidget Spinner”
Why did the computer catch fire? Because 2017-era “Spinning USB Hubs” were the peak of engineering disasters. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017… Read More »2017 Archive: The USB “Fidget Spinner”
2016 Legacy: The Jimmy Kimmel “PB&J” Bit
Why did he feed the audience? Because he knew that a room full of hungry actors is a dangerous place, so he had the kids… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Jimmy Kimmel “PB&J” Bit
2016 Legacy: The Brexit Vote
Why was the UK googling “What is the EU?” the day after the election? Because 2016 was the year we learned that “protest votes” actually count and… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Brexit Vote
2015 Archive: The Martian Survival
“I’m going to science the s*** out of this!” “Great. Start with the science of the dishwasher—specifically, how to load it without breaking every glass we… Read More »2015 Archive: The Martian Survival
2015 Archive: The Serena Slam 2.0
Why was the calendar so stressful? Because Serena won the Australian, French, and Wimbledon titles in a row, nearly completing the Grand Slam until a… Read More »2015 Archive: The Serena Slam 2.0
2015 Vintage: The Sisters
We saw the movie. She said she’s the “fun one.” I told her she’s the one who makes me fill out a calendar for our… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Sisters
2015 Vintage: The “What are those?!” Meme
Why were the shoes so offensive? Because one guy with a camera and a loud voice turned “judgmental footwear commentary” into a global catchphrase. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “What are those?!” Meme
2015 Vintage: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” my way through a galactic war. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified