2022 Vintage: The DALL-E 2 Hype
Why did the designer look nervous? Because he saw an AI draw a “Cyberpunk Stapler” in 5 seconds and realized his 4-year degree was being… Read More »2022 Vintage: The DALL-E 2 Hype
2021 Archive: The Britney Freedom
Why did the probate lawyer cry when Britney was freed? Because a “conservatorship” ending is a billable cycle closing forever. Part of the 49 Lawyer… Read More »2021 Archive: The Britney Freedom
2021 Legacy: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” when the Wi-Fi drops. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the NFT code. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Classic: The Bug
2020 Legacy: The Dentist 2
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m charging you for the ‘PPE’ I’m wearing.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Dentist 2
2020 Archive: The App Store
Why did the blonde try to buy an apple at the computer store? She heard an “App Store” was coming and thought it was a… Read More »2020 Archive: The App Store
2019 Vintage: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on a decade of Marvel movies. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: Worst Actor
Why John Travolta? For The Fanatic and Trading Paint—proving that in 2019, John was taking every role that required either a bad haircut or a loud engine. Part… Read More »2019 Legacy: Worst Actor
2019 Legacy: Best Dance Recording
Why “Electricity”? Because Dua Lipa and Silk City created a song that actually generated enough power to light up the Staples Center. Part of the… Read More »2019 Legacy: Best Dance Recording