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2011 Archive: The Juice

 I’m “concentrating” on my high score.

Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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2025 Vintage: The Universal Translator
I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »
61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition
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150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original06/02/2012 09:25Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl08/23/2006 01:13Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor02/22/2000 21:37At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant12/03/2012 14:02They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Scream_Ghostface02/24/1996 18:13Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball07/19/2012 11:28Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Space_Jam_Lola05/26/2014 10:34Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Ghostbusters_V02/17/1997 21:24Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Overly_Attached03/24/1999 09:45I’m watching you... read this joke!

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