2022 Legacy: Corn Kid
Why was there only corn on the table? Because “It’s corn! A big lump with knobs!”, and after the viral TikTok, the kids refused to… Read More »2022 Legacy: Corn Kid
2022 Vintage: The Apple Watch Ultra
Why did the boss have a giant orange button on his wrist? Because he “might go scuba diving” (he actually just uses it to time… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Apple Watch Ultra
2021 Archive: The Encanto
“We don’t talk about Bruno.” I told her we don’t talk about my credit card debt. She sang the whole song back to me with… Read More »2021 Archive: The Encanto
2021 Classic: The Honorary Award for Tyler Perry
Why? Because he built his own studio and then spent the whole pandemic making sure everyone else could keep working. Part of the 37 Oscars… Read More »2021 Classic: The Honorary Award for Tyler Perry
2019 Archive: The “Juice” Lizzo
If I’m shinin’, everybody gonna shine. 2019 is the year of “Positive Energy Pop.” Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive.… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Juice” Lizzo
2018 Legacy: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I accidentally did the ‘Default Dance’ move. He charged me for ‘Involuntary Coordination’. Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Reflex
2018 Legacy: The Save
I’m “keeping” my health kits. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Handmaid’s Tale Snub
Why did it lose the big ones? Because the Academy decided that 2018 was depressing enough without giving more awards to a show about Gileadean… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Handmaid’s Tale Snub
2018 Legacy: The “Sururised Pikachu” Meme
Why was the teenager making that face? Because they didn’t help in the kitchen and were shocked (shocked!) when there were no clean forks left… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Sururised Pikachu” Meme
2017 Vintage: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started “Recalculating” her life choices as soon as she sat in the car. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Map