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2014 Classic: The Google Glass “Glasshole”

 Why did the manager stop wearing the smart glasses? Because he realized that having a tiny screen over his eye didn’t make him a genius; it just made him walk into the water cooler.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & iPhone 6” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/28/2006 20:09Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Quake_Fragger02/23/1999 04:49M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Beanie_Baby_Collector09/02/2013 22:32This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Tripod_Member07/08/2007 20:16Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette10/15/2010 03:40I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@C++_Dev_9809/05/2004 13:50I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Sion_Partier06/28/2006 01:35The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Rick_Roller_0709/04/2013 13:08Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Hide_The_Pain_H09/11/2000 00:12I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Woman_Yelling_C10/08/2005 03:43The cat is just sitting there laughing!

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