2019 Archive: The “Juice” Lizzo

If I’m shinin’, everybody gonna shine. 2019 is the year of “Positive Energy Pop.”

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

He sampled J-Kwon from 2004 and turned it into a country-pop hit...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

@Men_In_Black_J01/01/2007 03:48Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Beavis_Butthead10/20/2000 18:44Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@HTML_Hacker05/03/1997 00:05<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F12/14/2009 20:43The future is laughing at us.

@Rocket_Power_9909/15/1999 16:50We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Opera_User_9911/28/2003 18:12Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

@Net_Neutrality11/26/2006 06:11Equality for all jokes!