2017 Classic: The It Movie Jump-Scares
Why was the school library so hazardous in September? Because the kids were using red helium balloons tied to the bottom of the desks to… Read More »2017 Classic: The It Movie Jump-Scares
2017 Vintage: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started “Recalculating” her life choices as soon as she sat in the car. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Map
2016 Archive: The “Cubs” Curse Ends
Why was the World Series win a sign of the apocalypse? Because once the Chicago Cubs won after 108 years, the universe decided that if… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Cubs” Curse Ends
2016 Classic: The Brexit Shock
Why was the British tourist crying in Spain? Because he realized that after the vote, his “Unlimited Roaming” might turn back into a “Pay-per-minute” nightmare.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Brexit Shock
2016 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been here so long I’ve actually reached ‘Level 30’ on my phone. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine”… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
2015 Archive: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using three heavy hardcover manuals and a plastic three-ring binder during quiet reading hour. Part of the 35 School… Read More »2015 Archive: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
2015 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2015 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
2015 Classic: The Crowdfunding Camp Fund
The youth group launching an online fundraising campaign for their summer retreat, leaving the church elders staring in absolute shock at a digital screen showing… Read More »2015 Classic: The Crowdfunding Camp Fund
2014 Classic: The Google Glass “Glasshole”
Why did the manager stop wearing the smart glasses? Because he realized that having a tiny screen over his eye didn’t make him a genius;… Read More »2014 Classic: The Google Glass “Glasshole”
2014 Archive: The Oscar Selfie
Why did Ellen DeGeneres crash Twitter in 2014? Because she managed to fit Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Lawrence into one frame, proving that… Read More »2014 Archive: The Oscar Selfie