2003 Vintage: The Bruce Almighty
“If I were God for a day, I’d change everything!” “Start with the leaky faucet and we’ll see if you get promoted to ‘Archangel’.” Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Bruce Almighty
2002 Archive: The Blackberry 6210
Why was it a “Blueberry”? Because it finally had a phone built-in, but you still needed a headset to avoid looking like you were holding… Read More »2002 Archive: The Blackberry 6210
2002 Classic: Blade II
Why were the vampires even scarier? Because the “Reapers” had chins that split open, making regular Dracula look like a friendly neighbor. Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: Blade II
2000 Legacy: The Disposable Camera Delay
The short-term mission team collecting thirty cardboard disposable cameras after their trip, knowing they won’t see the actual photos until the local pharmacy develops them… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Disposable Camera Delay
1998 Vintage: The Giga Pet
Why was the kid crying? Because he accidentally “reset” his digital dinosaur while reaching for a handful of candy corn. Part of the 37 Halloween… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Giga Pet
1996 Archive: The Happy Gilmore Swing
Why Adam Sandler? For teaching a generation that golf is only interesting if someone gets punched in the face by Bob Barker. Part of the… Read More »1996 Archive: The Happy Gilmore Swing
1996 Legacy: The In-Flight Phone
Why did no one use the seatback phone? Because $10 a minute was more than the cost of the actual flight to Cleveland. Part of… Read More »1996 Legacy: The In-Flight Phone
1995 Vintage: The Dishes
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dishes. / Dishes who? / Dishes a nice place you got here! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Dishes
1995 Vintage: The Film Processing
Picking “Glossy” or “Matte” is the most important artistic decision I’ll make this year. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Film Processing
1990 Classic: 1990 logic
If you didn’t record it on a VHS tape, did the TV show even happen? Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 1990 Reality Patch… Read More »1990 Classic: 1990 logic