2002 Classic: Blade II

Why were the vampires even scarier? Because the “Reapers” had chins that split open, making regular Dracula look like a friendly neighbor.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »

In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »

In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »

Why was the ghost just a glitching QR code? Because in 2025, 90% ...read more »

Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »

Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »

Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »

Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »

In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »

Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »

In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »

Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »

In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »

Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/07/2000 17:23Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Toy_Story_Woody05/10/2006 08:52There is a joke in my boot!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S07/20/2000 06:06I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Mini_Me_Rocks07/02/2009 02:23... (Laughter in silence).

@Dale_Doback_Fan02/07/2001 20:57Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Blogger_Default01/26/2004 22:51Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob11/27/2014 04:02The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!