2018 Archive: The Elon Musk (Tesla in Space)
I sent my car into orbit. Now I’m just “driving” everyone crazy with space puns. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap &… Read More »2018 Archive: The Elon Musk (Tesla in Space)
2018 Vintage: The Black Panther Salute
Why was the sales meeting so intense? Because everyone started doing the “Wakanda Forever” salute every time a deal was closed. Part of the 71… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Black Panther Salute
2017 Legacy: The Black Mirror Part 3
“Technology is a prison!” “He says, while ordering a pizza from his watch. Life is a parody.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Black Mirror Part 3
2017 Legacy: CeeLo Green’s Gold Robot
Why did CeeLo show up looking like a Ferrero Rocher or a C-3PO variant? To make sure that even if he didn’t win, he’d be… Read More »2017 Legacy: CeeLo Green’s Gold Robot
2016 Legacy: The Launch of Nintendo Switch (Announcement)
Why was he playing Zelda on a plane? Because Nintendo showed us a “toaster” with a screen, and we realized we never wanted to be… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Launch of Nintendo Switch (Announcement)
2015 Classic: The Pope Francis Visit
Why did the President give the Pope a piece of the Statue of Liberty? Because after a week in D.C., the Pope probably needed a… Read More »2015 Classic: The Pope Francis Visit
2015 Classic: The Cherry
I’m the “top” of the search results. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the character limit. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The 2048 Block Puzzle Endurance
The math teacher catching five students instantly because their fingers were rapidly swiping up, down, left, and right on their touchscreens to combine numbered tiles.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The 2048 Block Puzzle Endurance
2014 Archive: Shovel Knight
Why was 8-bit back? Because a knight with a spade showed us that nostalgia is the strongest drug in the video game market. Part of… Read More »2014 Archive: Shovel Knight