2007 Classic: The Linen
I’m “fresh” off the keynote. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Mouse “Hyper-Scrolling”
Why was the accountant so fast? He flicked his mouse wheel once and reached row 65,000 in three seconds. Part of the 82 Office Groaners:… Read More »2007 Classic: The Mouse “Hyper-Scrolling”
2006 Legacy: The Snakes on a Plane
A guy stands up and yells, “I’ve had it with these mother-fing snakes in this mother-fing bar!” The bartender says, “Sir, those are just the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Snakes on a Plane
2006 Legacy: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 34 Senior &… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2006 Legacy: The Desperate Housewives Slide
Why the lack of trophies? Because the Wisteria Lane drama was starting to feel like “Last Season’s News.” Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Desperate Housewives Slide
2006 Archive: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” ridiculous. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Transplant
“We have a liver, but it’s from a guy who still uses ‘Dial-Up’. It might be a bit slow.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Transplant
2004 Vintage: The Death of Yasser Arafat
Why was November a “mystery”? Because the leader of the PLO passed away in Paris, leaving behind a legacy that was 50% revolutionary, 50% statesman,… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Death of Yasser Arafat
2003 Classic: The “Magic Stick” Lil’ Kim & 50 Cent
Why was the firework lighter called the “Magic Stick”? Because in 2003, everything had to be a reference to a Top 40 rap song. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Magic Stick” Lil’ Kim & 50 Cent
2003 Vintage: The MySpace Era
Why did the lawyer join MySpace? To see if he could sue “Tom” for being everyone’s friend without a formal retainer. Part of the 44… Read More »2003 Vintage: The MySpace Era