2014 Archive: Shovel Knight
Why was 8-bit back? Because a knight with a spade showed us that nostalgia is the strongest drug in the video game market. Part of… Read More »2014 Archive: Shovel Knight
2011 Archive: The “Cloud” Computing Hype
Why were politicians confused? Because they thought “The Cloud” was a place where they could hide their tax returns, not a network of servers in… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Cloud” Computing Hype
2010 Legacy: The MP3
I’m “streaming” toward a cloud-based life. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The E-mail Thread
She’s started “cc-ing” the entire neighborhood on her “suggestions” for our front lawn. Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition… Read More »2009 Archive: The E-mail Thread
2009 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Milk win? Because Dustin Lance Black proved that a typewriter and a powerful message are more dangerous than a Hollywood blockbuster. Part of… Read More »2009 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
2009 Vintage: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” getting there. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: Best Rock Song
Why “Girls in Their Summer Clothes”? Because Bruce Springsteen can make a song about a sundress sound like a national anthem. Part of the 41… Read More »2009 Archive: Best Rock Song
2008 Archive: The 2008 Netbook
It’s a tiny, slow laptop that barely works, but it fits in my bag. I’m sure this won’t be replaced by tablets in two years.… Read More »2008 Archive: The 2008 Netbook
2008 Classic: The Echo
I’m “repeating” the same mistakes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Optimist
“Now I have the perfect lighting for a spooky story!” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Optimist