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2009 Archive: Best Rock Song

Why “Girls in Their Summer Clothes”? Because Bruce Springsteen can make a song about a sundress sound like a national anthem.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998 “Time Out of Mind & Soy Bomb” Edition
In 1998, the 40th Grammy Awards felt like a fever dream. Bob Dyla...read more »
2025 Archive: Taylor’s Presentation
Why was Taylor Swift the most relaxed person there? Because after...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Traditional R&B Performance
Why "Good Morning"? Because PJ Morton is the most consistent "Smo...read more »
2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance
Why "fukumean"? No, it was "All My Life" by Lil Durk and J. Cole!...read more »
37 Grammy Jokes: The 2008 “Rehab, Retro-Soul & The Jazz Heist” Edition
In 2008, the 50th Grammy Awards celebrated half a century of musi...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Country Song
Why "The Architect"? Because Kacey Musgraves reminded us that she...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Rap Performance
Why "Not Like Us"? Because Kendrick made the most catchy song abo...read more »
40 Grammy Jokes: The 2020 “Bad Guy & The Eilish Takeover” Edition
In 2020, the 62nd Grammy Awards were a generational shift. Billie...read more »
37 Grammy Jokes: The 2000 “Supernatural Santana & Christina’s Shock” Edition
In 2000, the 42nd Grammy Awards were less about the future and mo...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition
In 2001, the 43rd Grammy Awards proved that the Academy still lov...read more »

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2025 Classic: André 3000’s Flute
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2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict05/01/2013 02:54LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Dumb_And_Dumber09/09/2006 20:02So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Toy_Story_Buzz05/03/2011 13:56To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@DVD_Collector07/31/2006 01:57Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/27/1997 23:34I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Borat_Very_Nice05/31/1996 02:19Very nice! Great success!
@Hide_The_Pain_H01/17/1998 13:35I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Orkut_Member_9908/22/2002 05:01A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Smosh_Old_School08/12/2000 07:35Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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