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2009 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay

Why did Milk win? Because Dustin Lance Black proved that a typewriter and a powerful message are more dangerous than a Hollywood blockbuster.

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Linux_Distro_Fan05/26/2010 17:15Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Charmed_Ones10/05/2009 00:28The power of three... laughs!
@Fight_Club_Tyler02/11/2007 22:23The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Project_Mayhem08/15/2010 17:38Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Speed_Racer_Go11/12/2003 05:15Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan06/06/2014 00:00Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Frame_Set_Wizard05/06/2002 17:45I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Troll_Face_Real07/24/2002 21:07Problem? No, just laughs!
@Face_Palm_0108/09/2001 04:44Classic. Simply classic.

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