2023 Legacy: The ChatGPT “Plus”
Why was the nerd smug? He paid $20 to get the “Advanced Data Analysis” tool so he could make a pie chart of how much… Read More »2023 Legacy: The ChatGPT “Plus”
2022 Legacy: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving twenty-six consecutive years of school spelling bees. Part of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2021 Legacy: The QR Code Pew Confusion
Watching an elderly couple spend fifteen minutes holding their smartphones an inch away from a sticker on the pew, trying to download the digital hymn… Read More »2021 Legacy: The QR Code Pew Confusion
2021 Classic: The Peloton (Part 3)
She uses the Peloton screen to watch her “Stories.” She says the instructor’s “positive energy” is the most offensive thing she’s ever encountered. Part of… Read More »2021 Classic: The Peloton (Part 3)
2020 Classic: The Final Result
I survived the year. My wife survived my attempt at being a “Home Mixologist.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom”… Read More »2020 Classic: The Final Result
2020 Classic: The Light Bulb Treasury (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: Next Target
1996 (The “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition). Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Strain
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals because the school board still refused to invest in digital tablet alternatives. Part of the 35 School & Teacher… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Strain
2018 Archive: The Elon Musk (Tesla in Space)
I sent my car into orbit. Now I’m just “driving” everyone crazy with space puns. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap &… Read More »2018 Archive: The Elon Musk (Tesla in Space)