I sent my car into orbit. Now I’m just “driving” everyone crazy with space puns.
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
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May I suggest another joke, sir?
Back when the internet was simple and funny.