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2019 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Strain

Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals because the school board still refused to invest in digital tablet alternatives.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame Spoilers, Old Town Road & VSCO Girl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder09/25/2009 19:14I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Yahoo_Directory11/11/2010 20:29Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Dumb_And_Dumber05/01/2010 18:23So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Inkjet_Printers12/26/2005 05:35Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Emule_Donkey07/18/2009 13:42Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Starship_Troopers10/23/1997 16:58I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Magic_SchoolBus10/15/2015 00:06Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

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