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1998 Vintage: The Dial-Up Website Freeze

The parish secretary locking up the entire office telephone system for forty-five minutes just trying to upload a single low-resolution photograph of the parish council onto the church’s new homepage.

Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Surfer01/31/1998 01:18You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@SoundBlaster_1605/27/2008 05:10I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Pikachu_Fan_8812/16/2006 07:19Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
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