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2004 Legacy: The Transplant

“We have a liver, but it’s from a guy who still uses ‘Dial-Up’. It might be a bit slow.”

Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid12/19/2001 13:30Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Net_Neutral_9509/08/2007 04:15This is why we need the internet.
@Pikachu_Fan_8802/06/1995 11:48Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@XFiles_Spooky_M10/21/2005 21:29Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Blade_Runner_201905/25/2008 21:19All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Old_School_Frank08/06/2011 01:48We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Badger_Badger_M06/03/2000 20:25Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

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