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2007 Classic: The Mouse “Hyper-Scrolling”

 Why was the accountant so fast? He flicked his mouse wheel once and reached row 65,000 in three seconds.

Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The 2007 “iPhone & The Ribbon” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King06/05/1999 05:37I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@MIRC_Ghost08/19/2011 05:14Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Clueless_Dionne06/16/1999 19:53Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Pirates_Jack_S06/23/2004 19:25But you have heard of this joke!
@Fargo_Marge02/24/2003 13:24Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

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