2022 Archive: The Turning Red
I told her I’m turning into a giant panda. She said, “You’re already big and hairy, just do the dishes.” Part of the 62 Marriage… Read More »2022 Archive: The Turning Red
2022 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick… Read More »2022 Archive: The Luke
2022 Classic: The King Charles III Accession
Why was the pen so annoying? Because the new King’s first official act was a viral struggle with a leaky fountain pen, proving that “Royal… Read More »2022 Classic: The King Charles III Accession
2022 Legacy: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Glassmorphic 2.0”? Because if the data isn’t blurry and transparent, is it even a 2022 projection? Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Spreadsheet Goal
2022 Archive: The “Bad Habit” Steve Lacy
I wish I knew you wanted me. 2022 is the year of “Lo-Fi R&B” domination. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap &… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Bad Habit” Steve Lacy
2021 Archive: The Cruella Punk
Why the trash truck? For a Disney origin story that proved you can be a villain who skins puppies, as long as you have a… Read More »2021 Archive: The Cruella Punk
2020 Vintage: The One Night in Miami
Why the hotel? For proving that four legends (Ali, X, Cooke, Brown) in a small room can be more explosive than a $200 million action… Read More »2020 Vintage: The One Night in Miami
2020 Classic: The Cobra Kai
“Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy!” “Is that your plan for the Black Friday sales?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal &… Read More »2020 Classic: The Cobra Kai
2019 Archive: The File
I’m “storing” my tears after Endgame. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The Potato
I’m no longer a “couch” potato. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified