“Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy!” “Is that your plan for the Black Friday sales?”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!