A deacon’s phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the silent prayer because members of the parish prayer circle started flooding their mobile group chat with… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
Every guy over 40 is now wearing a mustache and a cardigan. Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload”… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Pedro Pascal” Look
Why were the Oscars at a train station? Because after a year of lockdown, the Academy wanted to make sure everyone felt like they were… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Union Station Setting
A superhero movie with a bus fight and a dragon. 2021 is the year Marvel went “Martial Arts.” Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2021 Archive: The Shang-Chi Rings
Looking down at a digital wristwatch gift from the kids and calling the emergency room because the screen states your oxygen level dropped one percent… Read More »2020 Archive: The Smart Watch Vital Panic
One, but the ladder has to stay 6 feet away from the socket at all times. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 –… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Social Distancer
Why was 365 Days a target? Because it’s the only movie that tries to turn “kidnapping as a first date” into a romantic gesture, proving that some… Read More »2020 Archive: 365 Days of “No”
One, but you have to do it at the Starcourt Mall while fighting a Mind Flayer. Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 –… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Stranger Things 3 Fan
I’m “taking” a bite out of the anniversary model. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Classic: The Apple
Why did the lawyer represent the Flash? For “unauthorized time-travel-assisted insider trading.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales”… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Justice League Suit
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