2017 Classic: The Apple

I’m “taking” a bite out of the anniversary model.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m "ketching" up with my digital self.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

@ModemWarrior09/23/2011 00:49I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@N64_GoldenEye05/18/2012 02:35Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Blockbuster_Refugee08/07/2007 22:13Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam03/11/1997 16:08I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Badger_Badger_M11/29/1997 18:00Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Ermahgerd_Girl09/12/1997 13:51ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan11/28/2008 12:39Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!