Why did the lawyer represent the Flash? For “unauthorized time-travel-assisted insider trading.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
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51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
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The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
2025 Archive: The Inheritance
A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
As if! This is too funny.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!