2010 Legacy: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2010! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Police
2010 Vintage: The Toy Story 3
A guy cries into his beer. “He gave the toys away, man! He just gave them away!” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Toy Story 3
2009 Legacy: The Tree
I’m “branching” out. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Unfriending Part 2
“I unfriended my boss.” “Was it brave?” “No, I did it by accident while trying to ‘like’ a photo of a sandwich. Now I’m terrified.” Part of… Read More »2009 Classic: The Unfriending Part 2
2009 Vintage: The David After Dentist
“Is this real life?” I asked this after she told me we’re going to her sister’s wedding. Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: The David After Dentist
2007 Legacy: The Rihanna (Umbrella) Fan
One, but you have to do it “under my umbrella-ella-ella.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch”… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Rihanna (Umbrella) Fan
2007 Legacy: The Kindle Arrival
Why was the bookkeeper so confused? He heard about the “Kindle” and thought the IT department was finally going to start a fire to destroy… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Kindle Arrival
2007 Archive: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Bug
2007 Archive: The Halo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Halo. / Halo who? / Halo-ween is far away, but Halo 3 is here! Let me in! Part of the 38… Read More »2007 Archive: The Halo
2007 Classic: The Ratatouille Premiere
Why did politicians love it? Because it’s a story about a rat who runs a kitchen—which is basically how most people view Congress. Part of… Read More »2007 Classic: The Ratatouille Premiere