I’m “branching” out.
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
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Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Heh heh heh. Good one.