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2009 Legacy: The Tree

 I’m “branching” out.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector09/02/2008 22:22This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@StreetFighter_Ken01/02/2008 10:12Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Men_In_Black_K08/26/2001 14:12We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@White_Goodman_G12/29/2009 03:22We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh12/07/1998 15:05Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat04/29/2013 03:29Heh heh heh. Good one.

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