1999 Classic: The Digital Watch

Why was the man staring at his wrist? He was waiting for the “Millennium Countdown” timer to see if his watch would explode at midnight.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Napster_Leech01/02/2012 04:04Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Fargo_Marge09/01/2015 05:25Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Animorphs_X01/21/2006 15:03I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Cow_And_Chicken08/14/2011 00:19Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Breakfast_Club_B10/02/2013 12:25Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Get_Flash_Player07/19/2004 01:11Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Leet_Speaker_7709/07/2009 20:157h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!