2005 Archive: The Digital Camera “Face Detection”
Why was the dad amazed? “The camera knows it’s a person! It’s the Terminator!” Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott &… Read More »2005 Archive: The Digital Camera “Face Detection”
2005 Legacy: The Pocket
I’m “holding” all the answers. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The “Come Away with Me” Norah Jones
Why did the parents fall asleep? Because Norah Jones won all the Grammys and provided the perfect “nap in the hammock” soundtrack. Part of the… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Come Away with Me” Norah Jones
2003 Archive: The Andy Roddick US Open
Why was American tennis so hopeful? Because “A-Rod” won the title with a 150mph serve, and we all thought the US would win every trophy… Read More »2003 Archive: The Andy Roddick US Open
2002 Archive: The 2002 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the Academy finally looked at the world as it was, and not just how… Read More »2002 Archive: The 2002 Final Oscars Vibe
2002 Vintage: The Jelly Shoes Blister Return
The physical education teacher telling a student she can’t run the 400-meter dash in transparent plastic sandals with zero grip. Part of the 37 School… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Jelly Shoes Blister Return
2002 Archive: The Coaster
A guy uses it as a fan. The bartender says, “It’s 100 degrees in here, that coaster won’t save you.” Part of the 71 Bar… Read More »2002 Archive: The Coaster
2001 Classic: The Chatroom Evangelism
The teenage youth leaders attempting to host a Tuesday night Bible study in an AOL chatroom, only for two members to get disconnected when their… Read More »2001 Classic: The Chatroom Evangelism
2001 Classic: The Microsoft Settlement
Why did the government go easy on Bill Gates? Because after the tech bubble burst, they realized that “monopoly” was better than “bankruptcy.” Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: The Microsoft Settlement
2000 Archive: The Wall
We painted the living room “Millennium Taupe.” It looks like wet sand. We hate it. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium… Read More »2000 Archive: The Wall