2001 Classic: The Microsoft Settlement

Why did the government go easy on Bill Gates? Because after the tech bubble burst, they realized that “monopoly” was better than “bankruptcy.”

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Geocities_Builder07/01/2009 20:44I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Harry_Potter_0107/02/2008 17:05Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam05/27/2000 12:18I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Project_Mayhem05/08/2004 02:43Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Blink_Tag_User01/12/2013 00:24<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>