1999 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a tortilla chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “silicon chip.” Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1999 Archive: The Chip
1999 Archive: The Lab Result
“Your blood work is in.” “And?” “You’re 10% caffeine and 90% panic.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical”… Read More »1999 Archive: The Lab Result
1999 Vintage: The Dreamcast Launch
Why was the hotel room so popular? Because one guy brought his Sega Dreamcast and the whole floor wanted to see “real water” in Sonic Adventure.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Dreamcast Launch
1998 Vintage: Ricky Martin (The Cup of Life)
Why was everyone “Allez, Allez, Allez”? Because the World Cup proved that 1998 was the year of “Living La Vida Loca” before we even knew… Read More »1998 Vintage: Ricky Martin (The Cup of Life)
1998 Archive: The Paint
I’m a dreamer. I’m just coloring outside the lines. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Wedding Album
She carries our wedding album in her purse just so she can show people the “exact moment her life changed for the worse.” Part of… Read More »1998 Classic: The Wedding Album
1998 Archive: The Celine Dion Necklace
Why was the “Heart of the Ocean” the star of the carpet? Because it was the only thing in Hollywood that cost more than the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Celine Dion Necklace
1997 Vintage: The Virtual Reality Enthusiast
They don’t change it; they just put on goggles and pretend it’s bright. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Smashing Pumpkins “1979”
Why so nostalgic? Because Billy Corgan put on a tight turtleneck and drove around with teenagers, making everyone wish for a boring suburban life in… Read More »1996 Archive: The Smashing Pumpkins “1979”
1995 Archive: Windows 95 in the Capitol
Why was the government so slow (even for them)? Because they all upgraded to Windows 95 at once and spent the rest of the year… Read More »1995 Archive: Windows 95 in the Capitol