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1995 Archive: Windows 95 in the Capitol

Why was the government so slow (even for them)? Because they all upgraded to Windows 95 at once and spent the rest of the year waiting for the “Start” button to actually start something.

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Mean_Girls_Regina07/21/2011 18:43Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Bluetooth_Bot10/07/2012 16:33Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Napster_Search02/11/1998 17:08Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/28/2013 00:18Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Butthead_Uhhh06/16/2011 18:21Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Transformers_OP07/31/2013 20:06Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@GG_WP_9811/26/2005 04:27Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Face_Palm_0106/05/2014 11:35Classic. Simply classic.

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