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1998 Archive: The Celine Dion Necklace

Why was the “Heart of the Ocean” the star of the carpet? Because it was the only thing in Hollywood that cost more than the movie’s craft catering budget.

Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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