Why did the parents fall asleep? Because Norah Jones won all the Grammys and provided the perfect “nap in the hammock” soundtrack.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
I choose to believe it’s funny.