2008 Archive: The G20 Summit in D.C.
Why did they meet in November? To see if 20 world leaders could find a “Reset” button on the global economy before the electricity got… Read More »2008 Archive: The G20 Summit in D.C.
2008 Vintage: The 2008 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing a ‘snood’ scarf and a cardigan. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight… Read More »2008 Vintage: The 2008 Legend
2007 Archive: The 2007 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year the Razzies had to admit that sometimes, one person (Eddie or Lindsay) can be a… Read More »2007 Archive: The 2007 Final Razzie Vibe
2007 Vintage: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “GPS” to court? To show the witness that they were “lost in their own lies.” Part of the 49… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Witness Stand
2007 Legacy: The “Gamer” Generation
Why did drone pilots excel in 2007? Because they spent their childhood training on Halo and Call of Duty, and now the government was paying… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Gamer” Generation
2005 Vintage: The Anesthesia
“Count to ten.” “One… two… three… is that a YouTube logo on your monitor?” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch &… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Anesthesia
2005 Vintage: Serenity
Why was the spaceship so “shiny”? Because the Firefly fans finally got their movie, and they were ready to “aim to misbehave” for some candy.… Read More »2005 Vintage: Serenity
2005 Classic: The Narnia Wardrobe
Why did the intern hide in the supply closet? He was looking for Narnia, but he only found old fax paper and a broken stapler.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Narnia Wardrobe
2005 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
Why The Incredibles? Because Michael Giacchino’s music is “Super” even without the spandex. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2005 “Genius Loves Company &… Read More »2005 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
2004 Vintage: The Usher
A guy walks in and starts singing “Yeah!” The bartender says, “Yeah! That’ll be seven dollars! Yeah!” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Usher