2018 Archive: The Jeff Sessions Resignation
Why did it happen the day after the midterms? To prove that the “Executive Branch” has a very efficient “Exit Door” for people who use… Read More »2018 Archive: The Jeff Sessions Resignation
2018 Classic: The Bill Hader Breakthrough
Why did he win for Barry? For proving that a hitman trying to become an actor is the most accurate depiction of a career change… Read More »2018 Classic: The Bill Hader Breakthrough
2018 Archive: The Fifty Shades Freed
“The final chapter!” “Thank God. Now I can finally look at a hardware store without feeling uncomfortable.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap… Read More »2018 Archive: The Fifty Shades Freed
2018 Classic: The Melon
I’m “one” in a hundred players. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Ghost “Prequelle”
Why the “Dance Macabre”? For the Swedish metal band becoming a disco-rock juggernaut and making “Rats” a radio hit. Part of the 40 Musician &… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Ghost “Prequelle”
2015 Legacy: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Bank Vault
2014 Archive: Best Urban Contemporary Album
Why Unapologetic? Because Rihanna is “Unapologetic” about winning Grammys while barely trying. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get Lucky & The Robot… Read More »2014 Archive: Best Urban Contemporary Album
2014 Vintage: The Godzilla
A guy orders a “King of Monsters” drink. The bartender gives him a giant pitcher and sets the bar on fire. Part of the 56… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Godzilla
2013 Classic: The Drake “Nothing Was the Same”
Why the baby face? For the “Started from the Bottom” anthem that soundtracked every minor achievement in 2013. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2013 Classic: The Drake “Nothing Was the Same”
2013 Legacy: The Spider
I’m “weaving” a web of social connections. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified