2021 Legacy: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a picture of a bored ape. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: Best Rap Performance
Why “Savage”? Because Beyoncé and Megan Thee Stallion on one track is a cheat code for winning. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Legacy: Best Rap Performance
2021 Vintage: The Tiger Woods “Car Crash” Comeback
Why was he walking the range in December? Because after nearly losing his leg in February, he played with his son Charlie and proved that… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Tiger Woods “Car Crash” Comeback
2020 Archive: The “You’re on Mute” Date
A guy tries to argue with his wife. She just makes a “rectangle” sign with her hands and says, “I can’t hear you, your connection is unstable.… Read More »2020 Archive: The “You’re on Mute” Date
2020 Archive: The “Grudge” Reboot
Why was it hit? For being the fourth time we’ve seen the same ghost girl and the first time we’ve been completely bored by her.… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Grudge” Reboot
2020 Classic: The Smart Home (Part 4)
She told Alexa to “Order a new son-in-law with Prime delivery.” Alexa said, “I’m sorry, that item is out of stock and also morally questionable.”… Read More »2020 Classic: The Smart Home (Part 4)
2019 Vintage: The “Sco Pa Tu Manaa” Tweet
Why did the marketing team keep posting this? They didn’t know what it meant, but it got “Engagements,” and that’s all that matters. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Sco Pa Tu Manaa” Tweet
2019 Classic: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the chat with “Iks de” (wait, that’s too early). Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019)… Read More »2019 Classic: The Virus
2019 Archive: The Tesla Cybertruck
A guy walks in and throws a rock at his own drink. The glass shatters. He says, “It’s okay, it’s supposed to be ‘armored’!” The… Read More »2019 Archive: The Tesla Cybertruck
2018 Legacy: The Mowgli
I told her I’m a jungle boy. She said, “You’re a ‘bungalow boy’—you never leave the house.” Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Mowgli