2019 Classic: The Virus

I’m “infecting” the chat with “Iks de” (wait, that’s too early).

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan11/27/2014 21:34I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@StreetFighter_Ken01/04/1998 21:47Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Ferris_Bueller06/10/2001 20:12Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Dancing_Baby_9612/23/2004 04:04Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@PeanutButter_J08/04/2011 14:27It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Xanga_Skin_Maker09/13/2004 18:51This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Wall_Post_Hero01/21/1997 03:19Posting this to my own wall right now!