2013 Classic: The Drake “Nothing Was the Same”
Why the baby face? For the “Started from the Bottom” anthem that soundtracked every minor achievement in 2013. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2013 Classic: The Drake “Nothing Was the Same”
2013 Legacy: The Spider
I’m “weaving” a web of social connections. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The Facebook “Sponsored Stories”
Why was productivity down? Everyone was busy seeing what their friends “Liked” and realizing they had terrible taste in music. Part of the 80 Office… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Facebook “Sponsored Stories”
2011 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Stark Raving Black by Lewis Black? Because he’s still the only one who can scream for an hour and make it art. Part of… Read More »2011 Archive: Best Comedy Album
2011 Archive: The Snapchat Launch
“The photos disappear in 10 seconds!” “Why would I want that?” “In case you send something you regret at 2 AM, Harold.” Part of the 53… Read More »2011 Archive: The Snapchat Launch
2011 Classic: The Cherry
I’m the “top” of the leaderboard. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Chris Brown “F.A.M.E.”
Why the comeback? For the album that proved the charts had a very short memory when the dance beats were loud enough. Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Chris Brown “F.A.M.E.”
2011 Vintage: The Year of Novak
Why was Roger and Rafa looking for a hiding spot? Because Novak Djokovic won 10 titles, 3 Grand Slams, and went 43-0 to start the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Year of Novak
2010 Archive: The Custom Burned CD Legacy
Handwriting a tracklist like “SUMMER MIX 2010” on a blank silver disc with a permanent marker as a gift, even though everyone else had already… Read More »2010 Archive: The Custom Burned CD Legacy
2010 Classic: The Angry Birds Peak
Why was the plane so quiet? Because everyone from 5 to 75 was busy slingshotting birds at pigs instead of looking at the actual Grand… Read More »2010 Classic: The Angry Birds Peak