2005 Vintage: The Anesthesia

“Count to ten.” “One… two… three… is that a YouTube logo on your monitor?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber04/08/2002 07:16So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee03/28/2014 06:50A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Marquee_Text_Fan02/20/2009 01:36<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Guestbook_Signer01/20/1999 08:27Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Web_Crawler_9605/17/2013 13:16Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Hashtag_Master03/23/2002 06:46#funny #joke #retro #90s